If I Were A Crazed Ornithologist, This Would Be My Silver Age Supervillain Origin Story
Walking out of the grocery this afternoon, I looked up and saw the sky was full of birds. Darken the sky many birds, horizon to horizon. As best I could tell, I was the only one who’d noticed. These were my thoughts.
Wow, lookit all those birds. Is anyone else seeing this? Hmm, I wonder what the total mass of bird up in the sky is right now that no one is paying the slightest attention to? I bet they’d pay attention if it was the same mass all in one big bird.
