If I Were A Crazed Ornithologist, This Would Be My Silver Age Supervillain Origin Story

Walking out of the grocery this afternoon, I looked up and saw the sky was full of birds.  Darken the sky many birds, horizon to horizon.  As best I could tell, I was the only one who’d noticed.  These were my thoughts.

 Wow, lookit all those birds.  Is anyone else seeing this?  Hmm, I wonder what the total mass of bird up in the sky is right now that no one is paying the slightest attention to?  I bet they’d pay attention if it was the same mass all in one big bird.

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