Implications
No one gets to call America a racist nation anymore. Fuck you; we made a black man President.
Jon Stewart will have to start making fun of Democrats now. I can start watching the show again.
If Barry accomplishes half of what he promised, while working with a Democratic majority in both houses of Congress, everything that results will be entirely their fault.
The Republicans should expect to get blamed anyway.
I think I can hear ululation from my front yard.
Instead of stock, I’ll be buying that gun tomorrow.
I will personally smack the first foreigner that congratulates the US for coming to our senses.
It’s time to start exercising those bike-riding muscles.
“24″ just became that much more plausible.
They’re going to be absolutely insufferable now.
This too shall pass, assuming we survive. Like a kidney stone.

November 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Husband heard an anecdote on the radio the day of the election…white guy and his kids attending Obama rally, accosted by black wimmins, who assured them they’d be working their white asses to the bone to support their black asses.
We always have, honey.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
LOL! You should really try to publish…or maybe get a talk show?!